So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

taco-bell-rey:

Remember that time the Proud Family was kinda racist.

canyouloveaplayer:

kool-aid-jammers:

In all my years of reblogging shit, this has got to be the best picture to grace the page of tumblr. I don’t know why but this picture makes me very emotional.

It’s everything I ever wanted for that little table.

sherlockianfeels:

So, I got a Nagisa plushie and this happened. 

a-princess-in-disguise:

disneyismyescape:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

askkira-td:

raggedyasgardian:

I have been taking chemistry classes for the past few years, and I can tell you only one thing that Disney got wrong.

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Put your hair up.

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Put your hair up.

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PUT YOUR HAIR UP, IT’S A HAZARD.

Maybe it’s to show how good she is.

Yeah
Shes too good for basic rules

Safe D does not begin with Honey 

ok but legit she’d be kicked out of any chem lab with her hair like that

katie-and-her-fandoms:

courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

they’re to cute i can’t take it

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

ghostie-pie:

sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

i once tried telling my mom about “sexy inexplicable melancholy” and she looked at me like i was insane

winchesterlosechester:

stupih:

keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body

chill

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

So I heard some of you want to know what I sleep in .

the-internet-addict:

watchtheskytonight:

consulting-meerkat:

timelordy-teganbreann:

tea-and-tumblr:

the-timelords-tardis:

oprimer:

hug-sensei:

jaxtheripper13:

Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~


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Hot Right ? 

I love the men of Tumblr …

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Snuggle up with me, ladies.

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I

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Always

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Use

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Protection

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So we’re telling how we sleep?

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Allow me to share…

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Wait, what?!

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OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING!

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Never mind!

JAMES

GOD BLESS THE MEN OF TUMBLR

IT’S BACK

OH IT’S BACK AGAIN

saint-magi:

tittie-kittie:

hopefully-funny:

susanforemanbackstrom:

trrillest:

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
x

And some people still think we’re alone here

AND SOME THINK EARTH IS  MOST IMPORTANT

just think about this for a second, its mind-blowing

It’s scary af

Kinda humbling tbh.